I'm Not Sure I Want to Play with Sally Anymore

Good evening, folks.

Remember in the last post how I was talking about how Sally Hansen "Royal Rage" was a bit of a disappointment?

Yeah... "a bit" turned out to be a big understatement. 

I'm sure by now you folks know I'm a big blue fan. So for me to say any blue polish is absolute junk is pretty dramatic. 

This polish is absolute $(#!*ing JUNK! 

I'm fairly certain I have never bought a polish, worn it once (for ONE DAY) and said, "Yeah, this shit needs to go." Especially relating to a blue polish. 

"Royal Rage" is a royal pain to apply. I know I probably got a little spoiled considering my first jelly polishes were Zoyas, but this Sally Hansen is so incredibly awful!! It's really more of a crelly formula, though. A really crappy crelly. It runs everywhere. It's streaky. It's patchy. It drags on itself. Even after three coats it wasn't opaque, and it was bumpy. This polish has the worst formula I have ever dealt with, hands down. Don't waste your $2-3!!

Now, I know that Sally Hansen has some good polishes. I have "White On" and "Golden-I" and I love them. Yet... I have more fails than wins. "Royal Rage", "Pixel Perfect" (which I have mentioned in a previous post), "Jazzy Jade", and "Tango-rine" aren't so awesome. "Jazzy Jade" doesn't have a bad formula, but the color looks nothing on the nails like it does in the bottle--it's very flat and not at all jazzy. "Tango-rine" is a great color, but the formula is soooo thin that it's easily a 3 to 4 coat polish. 

So after the "Royal Rage" fiasco (did I mention it chipped in less than 18 hours??), I'm really starting to think that I should just stay away from Sally. Why bother when I can grab a Pure Ice or Sinful Colors polish for cheaper that will probably have me singing rather than snarling?

Yeah, bye bye, Sally Hansen.